Quotes about #humor

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

To a young heart everything is fun.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.

In this desperate way, I started many a comedy.

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Humor is reason gone mad.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

A revolution is impossible without a revolutionary situation; furthermore, not every revolutionary situation leads to revolution.

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.

One may smile, and smile, and be a villain.

Nothing will come of nothing: speak again.

A joke is a very serious thing.

Battles are won by slaughter and maneuver. The greater the general, the more he contributes in maneuver, the less he demands in slaughter.

It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.

Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever.

Laughter is America's most important export.

There's nothing funnier than the human animal.

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars: I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.